I think it goes without saying … but Martin Short is, indeed, short. But he definitely knows how to bring the funny with his never-ending list of characters and celebrity imitations. When I met him at a fundraiser the first thing I said was, “I’m a celebrity interviewer … just like your character Jiminy Glick!” And he asked, “Who is funnier … you or Jiminy?” I said, “Duh. Me.” The man looks amazing for being 62 years young. When asked if he’s had any work done, he said, “Men should never have plastic surgery. Ever. No matter how good it is, they always end up looking like a burn victim.” Truer words have never been spoken!

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The Whoopster has attained EGOT status in Hollywood. What’s that, you ask? Girlfriend has won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony. She’s kind of a big deal. And a lot more low-key than I anticipated. She’s serene … and has an almost regal sense about her. Not at all what I expected from a legendary comedienne. But she was polite and polished … like she knew what to say before you even asked the question. I met her at a fundraiser, but would KILL to have dinner with her someday since we’re both strong black women. We could discuss hair tips. Or cool sneakers.

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