Gifts That Will Keep On %$#@ Giving!

I am constantly telling people what to get me for Xmas.  I am not a difficult person to buy things for … in fact, I’m just the opposite.  I consistently … Read more

Wham! Damn! Thank You, Ma’am!

Ah, youth.  It’s a fickle beast.  I keep getting older.  And today’s incoming college students keep getting younger and more indecisive every year.  And I know that from recent experience.  … Read more


My hair stylist, Bnjymn, (pronounced Benjamin – don’t ask) recently up and moved to Joplin, MO.   No call.  No goodbye.  Just left. 
I was devastated.  And I can’t even begin to … Read more


If you’ve never experienced Carbon Monoxide poisoning, all you need to do is visit my parent’s house. It is the only explanation I have for why I sleep 18 hours … Read more


And now … in no particular order … are the things I’m thankful for this year: 
I’m thankful Barrack Obama was elected President.  (My parents cannot believe they raised a Democrat.  … Read more

I Get Knocked Down …

For the first time in about five years, I am officially sick. The dreaded bronchial whatnot has run me down like a Mac Truck.  24 hours ago, even the thought … Read more

The Higher The Hair … The Closer To God

 Believe it or not, cosmetology schools are probably one of my favorite clients to work with.  If I didn’t get in to TV, I probably would have been a beauty … Read more

Ho! Ho! Whoa!

Every year I get the enviable task of editing my parent’s holiday letter to the masses.  The first draft I get is usually a rambling, extended run-on sentence.  Whatever happens … Read more

Manic Monday

From time to time, people will deeply sigh and ask me, “Ever had one of those days?”   
And I always say, “No, what’s it like?”  (That’s because typically things go my … Read more

Got Props?

Does anyone out there have a cat o’ nine tails I might be able to use for a shoot next week?  And don’t worry, judgments won’t be made and identities … Read more