Chatty. Effervescent. Articulate. Fancy. Limber.
My good friend Jeremy is a male model in NY. He has the chiseled jaw and chiseled pecs of a Greek Adonis.
I hate him. (Back-story ahead …)
Many, many moons ago, … Read more
Okay, so I blog. You’re reading it right now. Riveting, huh? But I always wondered – who the heck READS these things? Clients? Friends? Romans? Countrymen?
And, more importantly, HOW does … Read more
I have a freakish and completely irrational fear of horses. It’s called equinophobia … and, believe me, it’s caused relentless teasing by my family and co-workers. It’s also caused me … Read more
When someone says, “Let’s go to a concert on Wednesday” – you should probably think twice. Now if you’re in your 20’s … a Wednesday evening concert is fine. But … Read more
I am a Godparent. Not by choice or anything. I accepted under duress … and I was drunk at the time.
Four years ago, my dear friend Kiki called … Read more
When we last left the Hinterlands, I was detailing the highlights of my recent trip to rural Missouri (pronounced MizzzerrrRAH up yonder). But somehow I failed to mention some of … Read more
My dear friend Laura Booth got married over the weekend. In Milan, Missouri. Which is – I kid you not – in the middle of nowhere. I know that because … Read more
Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even … Read more
I heart my editor Kevin Kuzma. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s … Read more
I literally squealed with glee when The Spice Girls announced their recent Reunion Tour! And apparently, I was the only one who even remotely cared at work.
Every single day at … Read more