Ring My Bell!

Well, it’s official.  I’m the most popular boy in the whole school.  I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”.   I didn’t even … Read more

My editor is on his period … again!

I heart my editor Kevin Kuzma.  I really do.  He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary.  I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s … Read more

Wannabe!

I literally squealed with glee when The Spice Girls announced their recent Reunion Tour!  And apparently, I was the only one who even remotely cared at work.  
Every single day at … Read more

The Blonde Leading The Blonde

For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits.  I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08 … Read more

You’re HUGE in Poughkeepsie!

The ad agency I work for makes school commercials that blanket more than 75% of the country.  That’s not too shabby for a company that started a mere decade ago … Read more

When The Fit Hits The Tan!

Ever since I had a Basal Cell Carcinoma scare a while back, my sorry ass has stayed out of the sun.  We are talking a complete aversion to any sort … Read more

Jennifer and Kathryn — My BFF’s!

The older I get, the more I realize I have less and less time to cater and pander to me.  I blame my friends.  They have helped mold me in … Read more

GO GOOGLE YOURSELF!

I recently Google’d myself. (Every time I read that it makes me giggle because it sounds dirty.)
Boy, it’s amazing what dirt you can turn up on yourself courtesy of the … Read more

Go To Hell! Go Straight To Hell! Do Not Pass Go! Do Not Collect $200.

 My fourth-grade teacher, Mrs. Howard, is the single coolest person I’ve ever known.  Sorry, JLo … it’s true.
 Way back in the early ‘80’s, Phyllis Howard was duly influencing young and … Read more

Oh, Boy! Koi!

 
I’ve got two Japanese Koi at work … Shillelagh and Shenanigan.  Okay, Irish-Japanese Koi.  I’ve become very attached to them since rescuing them from a nearly frozen pond at my friend’s … Read more