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When someone says, “Let’s go to a concert on Wednesday” – you should probably think twice. Now if you’re in your 20’s … a Wednesday evening concert is fine. But … Read more
I am a Godparent. Not by choice or anything. I accepted under duress … and I was drunk at the time.
Four years ago, my dear friend Kiki called … Read more
When we last left the Hinterlands, I was detailing the highlights of my recent trip to rural Missouri (pronounced MizzzerrrRAH up yonder). But somehow I failed to mention some of … Read more
My dear friend Laura Booth got married over the weekend. In Milan, Missouri. Which is – I kid you not – in the middle of nowhere. I know that because … Read more
Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even … Read more
I heart my editor Kevin Kuzma. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s … Read more
I literally squealed with glee when The Spice Girls announced their recent Reunion Tour! And apparently, I was the only one who even remotely cared at work.
Every single day at … Read more
For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits. I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08 … Read more
The ad agency I work for makes school commercials that blanket more than 75% of the country. That’s not too shabby for a company that started a mere decade ago … Read more
Ever since I had a Basal Cell Carcinoma scare a while back, my sorry ass has stayed out of the sun. We are talking a complete aversion to any sort … Read more