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Craig Wilson :: USA Today

USA Today boasts a readership of 2.25 million peeps every day. It’s nauseating, really. I wonder how many of those people read Craig Wilson’s ha-ha, slice-of-life “Final Word” … Read more

When spokespeople go bad

Several of the school groups I work with who offer Personal Training use sweet, petite National Fitness Champion Beth Horn as their spokeswoman. She’s delightful, honest and has a … Read more


People ask me if this is a picture of me and a drag queen. Might as well be. It’s me and Wynonna Judd. In the middle of the interview, I … Read more

The B-52’s

The day i met my idols, The B-52’s, was the single best day of my entire life. I nearly threw up. I nearly blacked out. I almost wet myself. But … Read more

Donnie & Marie

I’d been working at the TV station for about two days when I got tapped to play host with the most to Donnie & Marie for the day. My … Read more

My Big Fat Greek Interview

About ten minutes before the movie “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” blew up, I got to interview the stars of the movie. I think they sensed the movie was … Read more

Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho is a screaming laugh riot. I adore her because she is politically incorrect and wildly inappropriate. And I actually peed my pants at one of her shows. … Read more

Cyndi Lauper

Girls just want to have fun. Girls like Cyndi Lauper, however, have so much fun they can’t tell time. Er, time after time, that is. Girlfriend was so late for … Read more

There’s gonna be an Evolution!

You simply KNOW it’s gonna be a good day when a client says, “We should shoot on the beach and have a surfboard in the shot, yes?”
Little did I … Read more

Ode to Dre

Recently, I had the opportunity to visit the 2008 Erma Bombeck Writer’s Workshop in lovely Dayton, Ohio. Good thing … because my job mandates me to write things that … Read more