I work with Kari Fajen. Kari has yearned to be a reality TV show star since, well, birth. She’s tried out for countless shows and countless shows have summarily dismissed… Read more

Being in Hawaii is like being in a United Colours of Benetton advertisement.  In Kansas, everyone is white.  Perpetually white.  Here you see every race, creed, origin and ethnic background… Read more

Typically, when I travel w/ my good friend Eric, we’re ready to kill each other by Day 5.   In Puerto Vallarta, we nearly became homicidal maniacs by the third day. … Read more

Hawaii has officially kicked my ass.  It’s slightly after 1pm and I have yet to even shower.  I’ve stumbled from bed to couch to lanai and back to bed.  I… Read more

Not that it comes as a big surprise, but tourism is the #1 industry in Hawaii.  (Agriculture is #3 … just behind the military.  Figures.)   I have spent more money… Read more

Because the ocean surrounds the Hawaiian isles, the weather is temperamental at best.   In the span of six seconds, I have gone from being completely dry to soaked to the… Read more

Since setting foot on the Hawaiian isles, one of the very first things I wanted to do — besides getting lei’d – is visit Pearl Harbor.  Well, Day 1 –… Read more

It’s January 3rd.  Most people have given up on their insipid resolutions by now.   I, myself, haven’t even started on any of mine – not that I had any to… Read more

What a delight it was to work with the world’s most beloved appliance … William “The Refrigerator” Perry! Last year on Valentine’s Day (oddly enough), “The Fridge” briefly stopped by… Read more

For the past five years, I’ve thrown one helluva New Year’s Eve EVE party.  Yes, on the 30th.  Yes, I know.  Why wait until New Year’s Eve when you can… Read more