Gimme a T! Gimme a V!
Up until a month ago I had basic cable. 15 channels to choose from … and I was just fine with it. I never really watched TV that much except… Read more
When I Grow Up …
It’s funny because it’s true! It’s true because … well, just trust me. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoIsPZAgck
KER-PLUNK!
You haven’t really lived until you’ve dropped your cell phone in to the toilet. It’s quite the rush, believe me. Considering that my cell phone was immersed for less than… Read more
Democracy IS funny!
My parents cannot comprehend the fact that I vote Democratic. “We did NOT raise you to be a Democrat,” they malign. Of course, I quickly counter with the fact that… Read more
Dumbfounded
Occasionally, I am completely dumbfounded by something. Since I have a short fuse and an even shorter attention span, something has to be JAW-dropping before I’ll sit up and take… Read more
Ladies Night … Circa 1977
I am forever preoccupied with female cartoon superheroes. Always have been … always will be. And not just superheroes either – it’s really any sort of femme fatale, larger-than-life heroine. … Read more
Realicious
Little known fact … back before reality tv stars were all that … yours truly made it to the semi-finals of one of the seasons of “The Real World”. Unfortunately,… Read more
Kari Fajen
I work with Kari Fajen. Kari has yearned to be a reality TV show star since, well, birth. She’s tried out for countless shows and countless shows have summarily dismissed… Read more
Hawaii — Day 6: No, this is NOT a foreign country.
Being in Hawaii is like being in a United Colours of Benetton advertisement. In Kansas, everyone is white. Perpetually white. Here you see every race, creed, origin and ethnic background… Read more
Hawaii — Day 5: The Bromance Is Over
Typically, when I travel w/ my good friend Eric, we’re ready to kill each other by Day 5. In Puerto Vallarta, we nearly became homicidal maniacs by the third day. … Read more