It’s beginning to look a lot like … a virus!
If you’ve never endured the wrath of the IT department – you haven’t lived. Typically, the IT boys spend much of their day doing whatever it is IT boys do. … Read more
Gifts That Will Keep On %$#@ Giving!
I am constantly telling people what to get me for Xmas. I am not a difficult person to buy things for … in fact, I’m just the opposite. I consistently… Read more
Wham! Damn! Thank You, Ma’am!
Ah, youth. It’s a fickle beast. I keep getting older. And today’s incoming college students keep getting younger and more indecisive every year. And I know that from recent experience. … Read more
Melon-dramatic!
My hair stylist, Bnjymn, (pronounced Benjamin – don’t ask) recently up and moved to Joplin, MO. No call. No goodbye. Just left. I was devastated. And I can’t even begin… Read more
Tana Goertz
Tana Goertz was the runner-up in the third season of “The Apprentice”. And, she’s just one in a never-ending list of reality show stars I’ve bonded with over the years…. Read more
I Get Knocked Down …
For the first time in about five years, I am officially sick. The dreaded bronchial whatnot has run me down like a Mac Truck. 24 hours ago, even the thought… Read more
The Higher The Hair … The Closer To God
Believe it or not, cosmetology schools are probably one of my favorite clients to work with. If I didn’t get in to TV, I probably would have been a beauty… Read more
Ho! Ho! Whoa!
Every year I get the enviable task of editing my parent’s holiday letter to the masses. The first draft I get is usually a rambling, extended run-on sentence. Whatever happens… Read more