Danny Glover

I had dinner with Danny Glover at some recent charity event. Save the children? Save the whales? Oh, who knows. Can I just tell you one thing? Danny Glover has lost his ever-lovin’ mind. He did not finish one single thought or story all night. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he had a mini-stroke right before the salad course. He talked about synergy, United Airlines, Mel Gibson, food allergies and being famous in the span of about 90 seconds. Nothing made sense … nothing was clever or insightful. It was like I was trapped at a table with a crazy, rambling man who only spoke in non-sequiturs. The fish was good though. I didn’t make it to dessert.