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Habits Die Hard In Lakeside, Montana

Habits Die Hard In Lakeside, Montana

This is my third visit to Lakeside, Montana in as many years. Located a hop, skip, and jump from Kalispell, this mountain-lake (lake-mountain?) town has got my number. If you… Read more

How LinkedIn Became My Jam

How LinkedIn Became My Jam

A scant two years ago I knew absolutely nothing about LinkedIn, other than it was a seemingly mundane social media outlet. I thought it was geared to hyper-professional types —… Read more

Five Things I Learned In Asheville

Five Things I Learned In Asheville

When my buddy Jeff got a singing gig at a mountain resort north of Asheville, he asked me to tag along. While I’ve been to North Carolina before, I’ve never… Read more

Can We Talk About My Last Nine Months?

Can We Talk About My Last Nine Months?

In the grand cosmic sitcom that is my life, the past nine months have seen one hell of a ratings spike. Last year, on Election Day, I quit my job…. Read more

Ready! Set! Edit!

Ready! Set! Edit!

When I was putting the finishing touches on my upcoming book, I’d get notes from my publisher. “I need 30 more pages,” he would say. “You have six weeks.” Two… Read more

How My Book “You Have Four Minutes” Came To Fruition

How My Book “You Have Four Minutes” Came To Fruition

If I had a nickel for every time someone said these five words, I’d have $17.65. If you guessed, “Wow, you’ve got great hair!” — you’d be close. Rather, I’m… Read more

My Love Language Is Pebbling

My Love Language Is Pebbling

While I’m not a zoologist, I’m fascinated by a weird, little ritual some penguins do called pebbling. (It’s a thing — go look it up.) In the sub-Antarctic, Gentoo penguins… Read more

46 More Stupid Things I’ve Learned Since My Stupid Birthday Last Year

46 More Stupid Things I’ve Learned Since My Stupid Birthday Last Year

I don’t remember exactly when I learned that people will click on anything that involves lists. The headline could be completely benign, but if there’s a list involved, it’s like… Read more

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag

Guess who started a sch-amazing new gig? This guy! Before we delve into that, however, can we please stop for a minute and give a shout-out to everyone in the… Read more

Death By Embarrassment

Death By Embarrassment

Last night at a friend’s 50th surprise birthday party, I had to relive one of the single most embarrassing moments of my life. I look back on the idiotic interaction… Read more