I think it goes without saying … but Martin Short is, indeed, short. But he definitely knows how to bring the funny with his never-ending list of characters and celebrity imitations. When I met him at a fundraiser the first thing I said was, “I’m a celebrity interviewer … just like your character Jiminy Glick!” And he asked, “Who is funnier … you or Jiminy?” I said, “Duh. Me.” The man looks amazing for being 62 years young. When asked if he’s had any work done, he said, “Men should never have plastic surgery. Ever. No matter how good it is, they always end up looking like a burn victim.” Truer words have never been spoken!