My friend Laura’s solitary goal in life was to meet pop culture icons New Kids On The Block. When I found out they were going to be in town – I did the only sensible thing, I got us backstage passes so I could watch her freak the eff out. Apparently, I was a little flummoxed as well because I accidentally bopped Joey square on his head when I was putting my arm around him. I apologized, but I don’t think he could be bothered. Good thing I didn’t bop Donnie … he probably would have shanked me. You don’t mess with a Wahlberg.