These boots are made for … buying!

I, for one, can fully appreciate footwear.   But, I don’t think it’s the end-all, beat-all part of anyone’s wardrobe, however.  I typically only notice other people’s shoes when 1) they’re tired and old or 2) they don’t match what the person is wearing.  Brown shoes with black pants?  HORRORS!

Apparently women across the universe covet the perfect pair of shoes to compliment their outfit.  To me it’s not the most important part of any ensemble or outfit.  That’s an award I reserve for underwear, if I’m wearing it.  Duh. 

Professing my undying love to women’s boots was a stretch.  Again, in my mind, chick boots only come in three distinct styles … female cowboy boots (a.k.a. shit-kickers), knee-high stripper boots or those weird, latex ones that only transvestite dominatrix wear.   And only eleven of those trannies who can really pull off THAT look. 

So imagine my genuine surprise when I found out all the different types of killer boots out there nowadays for women to wear.   When I saw one girl parade around in some over-the-knee boots, I commented she looked like Wonder Woman.  No sooner had I said that, then we quickly incorporated that line in to our “What The Chic” webisode.   I should really make pop culture references more often.

I applaud Halls for getting the word out about women’s boots.  I can see why they’re all the rage.  These aren’t your mother’s … or your stripper’s … or your tranny dominatrix’s boots anymore.