The thing I’ve learned about boots is … you can either pull off the look or you can’t.  There’s no gray area.  I met a woman once who refused to… Read more

Everyone, this is Glen.  Glen, this is everyone. Glen lives in Belton, Missouri.  He recently had his blue truck painted John Deere green.  He enjoys his prime rib medium rare. … Read more

I can talk to Styrofoam.  I can carry on a conversation with lint.  I can chat up Styrofoam covered in lint.   It’s called the gift of gab and I’ve got… Read more

Ever met someone who was so intrinsically cool you just KNEW you had to find a way to be around them?  I mean, besides me?  Well, meet Cristobal Cortes.  (Yes,… Read more

Anyone who knows me knows I don’t like kids.  When kids are in the room, they detract all the attention away from me … which is CLEARLY where attention should… Read more

It’s mental picture time. I’m barely 13 years old and going through the early stages of awkward teen angst. To ease my self-imposed pain, I’m glued to MTV 24 hours… Read more

I saw the most adorable family yesterday in the hotel lobby.  I was waiting to check in when they stumbled in.  Poor Mom and Dad were clearly exhausted and nearing… Read more

I really don’t mind working long days.  On a TV or film set, you spend 82% of your time waiting around for something to happen.  There’s an immense amount of… Read more

Being a director, I hang out with a lot of beautiful creatures.  Sometimes they are skilled actors who need little or no direction.  But 9 out of 10 times, they… Read more

When it comes to company holiday parties, nothing will ever hold a candle to my ad agency’s annual smackdown.  See, the median age at the agency is around 24.25 years… Read more