Not My Friend Flicka
I have a freakish and completely irrational fear of horses. It’s called equinophobia … and, believe me, it’s caused relentless teasing by my family and co-workers. It’s also caused me… Read more
Lisa Donnelly
You may not know the name Lisa Donnelly … well, not yet anyway. But, believe me, Donnelly’s voice is a force to be reckoned with! And the singer is this… Read more
Rockin’ Wednesday = Draggin’ Thursday!
When someone says, “Let’s go to a concert on Wednesday” – you should probably think twice. Now if you’re in your 20’s … a Wednesday evening concert is fine. But… Read more
M2: Godfather
I am a Godparent. Not by choice or anything. I accepted under duress … and I was drunk at the time. True story. Four years ago, my dear friend Kiki… Read more
Hoedown vs. Hoot’nanny – Part II
When we last left the Hinterlands, I was detailing the highlights of my recent trip to rural Missouri (pronounced MizzzerrrRAH up yonder). But somehow I failed to mention some of… Read more
Hoedown vs. Hoot’nanny — Part I
My dear friend Laura Booth got married over the weekend. In Milan, Missouri. Which is – I kid you not – in the middle of nowhere. I know that because… Read more
Ring My Bell!
Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even… Read more
My Editor is on His Period—Again!
I heart my editor. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s skillfully mastered… Read more
The Blonde Leading The Blonde
For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits. I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08… Read more