Ring My Bell!
Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even… Read more
My Editor is on His Period—Again!
I heart my editor. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s skillfully mastered… Read more
The Blonde Leading The Blonde
For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits. I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08… Read more
You’re HUGE in Poughkeepsie!
The ad agency I work for makes school commercials that blanket more than 75% of the country. That’s not too shabby for a company that started a mere decade ago… Read more
Danny Glover
I had dinner with Danny Glover at some recent charity event. Save the children? Save the whales? Oh, who knows. Can I just tell you one thing? Danny Glover has… Read more

Sarah McLachlan
Moons ago … and, I mean, MOONS ago … I used to be a bit player on a morning radio show. (Note: I look about 12 years old in the… Read more
When The Fit Hits The Tan!
Ever since I had a Basal Cell Carcinoma scare a while back, my sorry ass has stayed out of the sun. We are talking a complete aversion to any sort… Read more
Jennifer and Kathryn — My BFF’s!
The older I get, the more I realize I have less and less time to cater and pander to me. I blame my friends. They have helped mold me in… Read more
GO GOOGLE YOURSELF!
I recently Google’d myself. (Every time I read that it makes me giggle because it sounds dirty.) Boy, it’s amazing what dirt you can turn up on yourself courtesy of… Read more