I am a Godparent. Not by choice or anything. I accepted under duress … and I was drunk at the time. True story. Four years ago, my dear friend Kiki… Read more

When we last left the Hinterlands, I was detailing the highlights of my recent trip to rural Missouri (pronounced MizzzerrrRAH up yonder). But somehow I failed to mention some of… Read more

My dear friend Laura Booth got married over the weekend. In Milan, Missouri. Which is – I kid you not – in the middle of nowhere. I know that because… Read more

Well, it’s official. I’m the most popular boy in the whole school. I just went to add a contact to my cell phone and it said “FULL”. I didn’t even… Read more

I heart my editor. I really do. He gives advice when warranted and makes suggestions only when absolutely necessary. I borderline cherish him … but only because he’s skillfully mastered… Read more

I literally squealed with glee when The Spice Girls announced their recent Reunion Tour! And apparently, I was the only one who even remotely cared at work. Every single day… Read more

For fun, I just put Anna Nicole Smith in to my Yahoo search engine … I got 35 million hits. I kid you not … 35 million hits in .08… Read more

The ad agency I work for makes school commercials that blanket more than 75% of the country. That’s not too shabby for a company that started a mere decade ago… Read more

I had dinner with Danny Glover at some recent charity event. Save the children? Save the whales? Oh, who knows. Can I just tell you one thing? Danny Glover has… Read more

Moons ago … and, I mean, MOONS ago … I used to be a bit player on a morning radio show. (Note: I look about 12 years old in the… Read more